Open scene on dad in shower, mom laying in bed, and toddler waking up crying.
Mom: Good morning, buddy!
Toddler (crying): Want to go eat.
Mom: Okay. Let’s go. What do you want to eat?
Toddler: Peanut butter sandwich and banana.
[Mom fixes peanut butter sandwich and cuts up banana while toddler sits and cries because he wants all the foods NOW.]
Toddler (eats bite of sandwich and starts crying): Don’t like it. Want pasta. Want turkey.
Mom: You love peanut butter! Let’s take some bites! Pasta and turkey aren’t for breakfast. Maybe we can have those for lunch or dinner. Mmmm bananas.
Toddler (crying): DON’T LIKE IT. Go lay in mommy’s bed. Want cars!
Mom: Okay. Well, you have to eat something for breakfast and you can lay in mommy’s bed after you eat. You can have your cars when you start eating. Would you like something else? Eggs? Sausage?
Toddler (SCREAM CRIES LOUDER): DON’T LIKE IT. GET DOWN.
[Gets toddler down because coffee has not been made yet and mornings are not safe until coffee has been consumed.]
Dad walks in.
Mom (looks at dad with semi crazy eyes): This is why I don’t do breakfast.
Toddler (sobbing hysterically): I WANT CARSSSSSS.
Mom and Dad: You may have your cars when you eat your breakfast.
Puts toddler back in high hair.
Toddler (crying): I want cars.
Dad: Eat your food.
Toddler (crying): I WANT CARSSSS.
Dad: If you want your cars you need to start eating.
Toddler (eats food happily like this is the first time he’s had this discussion with an adult, because WHY?)
Dad leaves to go to work. Before dad leaves, mom looks at him with a “Don’t you dare ask me what I did today” look because, THIS, this is what I’m going to do all day. Hugs. XOXO.
Toddler: I all done. Want to get down.
Mom: Let’s take two more bites of banana because you’re two!
Toddler: I don’t like baby bite. Not like it.
Mom: All the bites of banana taste the same. The size doesn’t matter. Just eat two.
Toddler (starts crying): DON’T LIKE BABY BITE.
Mom (shoves two pieces of banana in toddler’s mouth): YAY you did it! You can get down and go play!
End scene as toddler runs off to go play and mom lays head on kitchen table because, how is it only 7:50 a.m.?